Once upon a time, you were fully connected to the world in which you
were born. Now that’s not… ‘safe.’ Although for whom, we are not quite
sure. It’s just not expedient. But fear not. I mean fear, but fear not. The
saviours are here to save you. Because, like we say, you’re not safe to
save yourself. That’s our job. We made it so. We couldn’t possibly
credit you with what Life has already endowed you with… your own
agency and responsibility. It’s just not what we do. Indeed, we must
take it from you! For your benefit. You’re welcome. And now the saving
is being mandated, you know it’s really for the best…