There is no link between…

There is no link between crnav/rus and 5jee. We know this
because youtube and facebook will not allow us to discuss it. And
because Ofcom effectively banned it from TV. Besides, there have
been no significant investigations into its safety, what with the
industry only funding studies that work in its favour. And this
being difficult with certain technologies. But it’s ok because
directed energy weapon applications have nothing to do with
download speeds. And it’s all just happenstance- the capabilities
for the internet of things (and people) just happily coinciding
with the increasing use of video conferencing. What with people
being ever more stuck at home. Told to stay there for their own
safety. Anyone who thinks for a moment that possibly maybe we
might be building our own electronic prison doesn’t deserve the
time of day. Nothing to worry about, move along now…